● unaudited Β· unserious Β· unstoppable

LAZYFROG

he did nothing. he did it perfectly.

A frog took his last $10, clicked one green button and never worked again. This is his coin. There is no team, no roadmap and no alarm clock.

Contract address
E6gvninGxQn469Hacmc3QZUm8x54DGsPot6GA3snpump

verify the address before you buy. the frog will not reimburse you.

Read the legendTake the lazy test
don't poke me. i'm compounding.
poke me β†’
$LAZYFROG / USDchart β†—
$0.00000000+∞%

our numbers are a joke. dexscreener's aren't.

β–Ό

scroll (it's the only work you'll do here)

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4,211

believers

87

ribbits / sec

0

hours worked

91,240

naps taken

based on a true story (it isn't)

THE LEGEND

Nine panels. One frog. Zero effort. Click any panel to blow it up β€” that's the most interaction we'll ask of you.

moral of the story: effort was never the variable.

no teamπŸ’΅no roadmapπŸ’΅no alarm clockπŸ’΅no shirtπŸ’΅no notesπŸ’΅no thoughts, head empty, wallet greenπŸ’΅no teamπŸ’΅no roadmapπŸ’΅no alarm clockπŸ’΅no shirtπŸ’΅no notesπŸ’΅no thoughts, head empty, wallet greenπŸ’΅

org chart

THE TEAM

It's the same frog six times. He refuses to hire. Payroll is one (1) fly per week and he still complains.

THE ORIGINAL#01

THE ORIGINAL

Chief Doing Nothing Officer

β€œI'll check the chart when the chart checks on me.”

18h/day horizontalverified lazy βœ“
THE SUIT#02

THE SUIT

Head of Vibes & Cigars

β€œI don't read whitepapers. I read the room.”

0 meetings attendedverified lazy βœ“
THE DRIP#03

THE DRIP

Director of Unnecessary Chains

β€œBought the ice before the exit liquidity.”

4.2kg of jewelleryverified lazy βœ“
THE PUMP#04

THE PUMP

Bull Market Personality

β€œGreen candle? That's basically a personality.”

up only (allegedly)verified lazy βœ“
THE COMMAND CENTER#05

THE COMMAND CENTER

Six Monitors, One Brain Cell

β€œI stare at all six and understand none.”

6 screens, 1 napverified lazy βœ“
THE REKT#06

THE REKT

Head of Regret

β€œIt was down 90%. So I bought more. It's a strategy.”

βˆ’97% and vibingverified lazy βœ“

the numbers (we checked twice, then napped)

LAZYNOMICS

100%

of a frog's plan

  • The People

    92.5%

    That's you. Congratulations, you're the whales now. Act normal.

  • Liquidity (burned)

    5%

    Locked forever. The frog ate the keys and refuses to discuss it.

  • Snack Fund

    2.5%

    Chips, energy drinks, one questionable gas station hot dog.

  • Team Allocation

    0%

    There is no team. There is a frog. The frog is asleep.

Total supply

1,000,000,000

one billion, nice and round

Buy / sell tax

0%

we're lazy, not thieves

Mint authority

REVOKED

too much paperwork

Team tokens

NONE

again: there is no team

Utility

0

an honest number for once

Naps per day

∞

the only metric that compounds

restricted area

DO NOT PRESS

seriously. don't.

we refuse to call it a roadmap

THE NAP MAP

Every deadline here is a suggestion, and the suggestion is β€œlater”. Tap a phase to see how badly it's going.

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do not press the button🐸you pressed the button🐸we saw that🐸the frog is awake and he is annoyed🐸do not press the button🐸you pressed the button🐸we saw that🐸the frog is awake and he is annoyed🐸

the only utility we will ever ship

THE LAZY TEST

Rules: do nothing. Don't move the mouse. Don't scroll. Don't type. Just exist, like the frog intended.

0.00s

timer is also lazy. it waits for you.

personal best: β€”world record: ∞ (the frog)

scores stored locally, because a leaderboard would require us to build a backend.

f.a.q.

QUESTIONS NOBODY ASKED

  • It's a frog in heart-print underwear holding a bottle. You already know the answer and you're still here, which honestly says more about you than about us.

the part where you do something

GET $LAZYFROG
BEFORE THE FROG
WAKES UP

No presale. No allocations. No spreadsheet with your name on it. It's live and everyone found out at the same time β€” the fairest launch we could think of while lying down. Copy the address below and check it against the chart.

Contract address
E6gvninGxQn469Hacmc3QZUm8x54DGsPot6GA3snpump

verify the address before you buy. the frog will not reimburse you.

Lazy Frog in a suit with cash and a cigar
β€œbuy it or don't. i'm rich either way.”